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История учит нас, что нациям, заключившим соглашение с бюрократами, оставалось потом только лапу сосать (Талеб использовал словосочетание suck cock, но перевести мы его не можем из-за ограничений Роскомнадзора. — РБК).

p.s. зато честно )))

Nov. 14th, 2017

Студент спрашивает профессора:
- Объясните, профессор,  значение слова "дилема".
После недолгого раздумья профессор:
- Ну, смотрите. Представьте, что вы лежите посреди большой кровати и слева от вас прекрасная молодая  полногрудая красавица, а справа гомосек. Представили? А теперь к дилеме: К кому Вы повернётесь спиной? 🤔
Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready.

“I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it’s the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others” he is told by the doorman.

Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. “See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!”

“Why that’s wonderful!” Says Albert. “We can discuss mathematics!”

“And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!”

“Why that’s wonderful!” Says Albert. “We can discuss physics!”

“And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!”

“That Wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!”

Just then another man moves out to capture Albert’s hand and shake it. “I’m your last room mate and I’m sorry, but my IQ is only 70.

Albert smiles back at him and says, “So, where do you think interest rates are headed?”


Вот такое финансовое планирование

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share
his life and fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary guy, but in just a few years, my father will
die and I will inherit $200 million." he said.
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and a week later,........
she became his stepmother


Death of the human investor: Just 10% of trading is regular stock picking, JPMorgan estimates.

Jun. 4th, 2017

“The more stable things become and the longer things are stable, the more unstable they will be when the crisis hits.” -HYMAN MINSKY
“The only way a society can avoid being crushed by the burden of its idiots is if the non-stupid work even harder to offset the losses of their stupid brethren.” Carlo M. Cipolla


bubble man

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